Pax Regis

From the Journal of Artisan Parker: Entry 1

The party started out at night for a journey along the road…..Does this sound like a bad idea to anybody else? We haven’t even gone anywhere yet and the amazon…err…fighter already wants to stop for the night.

It doesn’t matter to much though since right after we head out we come up on a cave mouth. The amazon (it suddenly occurs to me that we never really introduced ourselves to each other) sees some humanoid creatures. That sounded like a great time to do some…..recon work. Its a good thing too since they proceeded to charge at us with swords…Wait…..I think this wizard nut just stood in front of a bunch of guys with swords and yelled ” You shall not pass”……wow. This guy is a trip….he just started whacking a zombie in the head with his staff. I thought those things were for casting?

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Later on we came across this creepy library in the middle of a cave. My first thought was “well this is a weird place for a library”. But then we started poking around. Dina and I found a bunch of skulls filled with gems. I’ll have to remember that one. It was a pretty clever place to try and hide your gems. I wasn’t even the one who found them! Oh yeah, and Merlinus (goofy name much?) found some necromancy books or something. I wasn’t really paying much attention to that. After I glanced through a book and didn’t find anything interesting I gave up on that purely academic endeavor.

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Side note of the day. If a party member is using “her moms” ancient war hammer, maybe you shouldn’t comment on it. Specially if it turns out her mom is dead…….that sucks.

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I saw something very new and interesting today. We burst through a door and found four zombies sitting around a table playing cards. Merlinus says it’s because some necromancers will arrange their creations in fun and amusing poses. Either way they were a bunch of dead beats. After killing the zombies I went to collect the playing cards…..and they were glued to the zombies hands. Luckily, my new buddy Merlinus was able to prestidigitate the glue off. I now have a deck of cards!

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In mage school i hear they teach you a number of things. They teach you how to blast things, how to disguise yourself with magic, and how to control the minds of your opponents. Unfortunately, there isn’t much of a mind to control in a zombie minotaur. Apparently, Merlinus missed a couple of classes on “selecting targets”.

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